Yeah, but were these guys there?

I wore clogs all my years as a pastry chef, so I understand your argument. They were ugly as sin but they were comfy and kept my feet safe from the occasional dropped pot, knife, falling drunken coworker. You know, normal kitchen stuff.

You had me at confidentiality agreement.

This is, without a doubt, one of the funniest things I have read in a long time.

Reading the headline I bet on him being Russian, but German works too.

He is! When I adopted him they he's a Westie/Rat Terrier mix. The Rat Terrier part has made him very tall (compared to his min dachshund step sisters) and able to hop up to my waist. But only his left ear stick up Westie style, the right ear just flops there. He's the best worst dog in the world!

Oy, you can just never go wrong with any dog breed that ends in "oodle." My three pups do not prevent me from constantly adding to my fantasy pup draft list. Adding "all -oodle dogs" to the list.

Already shared on Gawker but his glory must be enjoyed by all! I present the incomparable Buster Bluth, in his monster costume. Because HE'S A MONSTER!!!!

This is my favorite thing I've read today: "I'm so squee-ed out and turned on, I don't know what to do."

What is this? A room for cats?

It's like their little upturned piggy noses were made for them to go swimming!

No.

I am looking. I actually never stopped applying for other positions since this job was really not what I wanted to be doing.

Thank you! It's just nice to be able to talk about it.

Oh my God the timing couldn't of this could not be better. I actually sat at my desk at work last night and stared at the Jezebel site on my computer praying an open thread would appear so I could share my current situation.

My heart grew three sizes when I read Anonymous had taken up the cause yesterday.

But are they not leather? Hammer's looked, in retrospect, comfy. These? I can't even.

I just want to understand his pants. Why? Can someone just give me the why?

Oh my, I didn't realize how much rowr(!!) was lurking in the Gawker comments section.

I was honestly somewhat impressed with the states mental gymnastics that got them to that conclusion. In law school I was told I made some creative (see. crazy) leaps of logic, and I couldn't have come up with that on my best day.