I am not at all embarrassed that when the kittens were brought out I threw my hands in the air and started screaming, "THE KITTENS!!!!!" in a high pitched voice.

We did the sink thing, but I have two other pups, her sister and a rescue westie-rat terrier, and it's faster to throw them all in the tub at once.

I have two mini dachshunds and they both hate baths, shaking, crying, desperate attempts to climb out of the sink or tub. Sadly, this had led to me trying to make it go as quickly as possible for them both, which often means they both inevitably get water up their noses, in their ears, etc. Essentially, they end up…

Ain't no party like a Pinkie Pie party, cause a Pinkie Pie party don't stop!

Spent 4+ years spiraling into severe AN, and it took another decade to gain a real grasp of it. I had a therapist tell me that having an ED can be worse than alcoholism in that you can avoid drinking but you cannot avoid food.

I never thought it was so rare to be a native until my last few years there when every person I met would marvel I was from there.

Not your fault! I only know this being one of the oft discussed but never seen, native Angelenos. Yes, we do exist. Like unicorns.

"Several years ago I made the mistake of going into Macy's at the Beverly Center."

Being around ten pony years myself, I can tell you I still shop at stores that sell exclusively juniors. While I would love to be able to shop at stores that provide "more stylish options," my non-existent hips and tiny ass prevent it.