Here’s the answer, and I don’t think you’re going to like it:

OMG, I am having such a wave a nostalgia right now I’m nearly in tears. I discovered this book, along with a vibrator, in my mother’s private drawer (man, kids are snooping assholes!) and my life was never the same.

I was really pleasantly surprised by the coconut flavor! I know coconut is kind of polarizing in general, but the La Croix one was somehow super sweet without actually being sweetened. When I worked for a place that provided it complimentarily, it was really nice to curb my snacking urge.

You also don’t have to cook meat. It’s great just like that off the bone.

Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.

No one is under any moral or legal obligation to think like me, but I find it weird that Angelina Jolie does not seem to have any female friends. Those kids are going to grow up, Brad will leave again and she’ll be stuck with maybe her brother? I picture her wandering some French castle in a hooded cloak, talking to…

Girrrllll I basically became a US citizen because of her and Barack. When I first came to this country I thought yeah this country has a lot of career opportunities but I can do a lot of good back home...then Obama won and I was enamored with the US and like an idiot believed that the US is the future and I want to be…

Ah, Jezebel. Home of the white lady, of whom 53% voted for the current Racist in Chief.

This season had one of the most amazing reality tv scenes ever between David and Kira. “It kills me! You don’t even know!” “The love that cost me everything.”“I must not be enough!”

It’s a weird case—or maybe it’s not, I don’t know. The LA Times article says it was a consensual relationship but that it was also one she says she stayed in because she expected (though was not necessarily promised) that the relationship would result in some kind of quid pro quo career advancement. When that didn’t…

I got tore up on here for saying something like this once. Beyonce became an “activist” the moment she figured out how to make it financially rewarding for herself.

We execute people for:

I mean...

Now now...

Racism is really truly why we can’t have nice things in the United States. Why are unions so rare in the South? Racism. Why don’t we have a stronger safety net? Racism. Why is the modern opiod crisis such a concern when heroin overdoses of the 80s and 90s were “treated” with incarceration? Racism. Why was Obama denied…

“We don’t know how much of a factor race plays in the sudden reversal of public opinion...”

I feel like we the American people are the children of divorce and the court decided to give custody of us to our insane stepfather, because he has money, and daddy Obama just abandoned us instead of fighting for us and now he’s totally forgotten about us and is off with his new family :( Someday, I’m gonna make…

can I add Joran Van der Sloot, Ashley Todd, and this fucking guy?

Mamie Till is one of the few personal heroes I have, and I believe she made the single most powerful decision and statement of the Civil Rights Movement. I cannot even think of her words, “I wanted the world to see what they did to my baby.”, without beginning to cry. And to reduce that incredible power to such a flat…

2017 is turning out to be the year of phrases i wanna print on a sweatshirt. bad hombres, nasty women (2016 i know) and now “That’s Hannah Montana, she was always happy”

I hate to say it. Cause I know you want to see the silver lining of people. But honestly it’s not going to change, we’ve had plenty of time to change. A fucking millennia to make right all the issues and problems people have done, just by looking at history. It’s a battle where we eat each other. Due to our mindset…