Tomorrow I hope it comes apparent that this whole Trump as president is a huge April fools joke, and that Joe Biden somehow actually won the presidency.

Pence may also be implicated.

Here’s the big breaking news!

No joke, the SPLC should classify them as such.

Why hasn’t Sarah Palin been signed by anyone yet? Did anyone ever consider that??!

Its cool everyone. I fixed it. Now it looks better AND its more Jesus-y.

“Not everyone has the means or desire to just pick up and leave where they are, and coal mining may be the only choice they have if they want to make a living wage.”

“Many appointees for high-level Pentagon posts before her have had to sell stock and quit their corporate gigs, but nominee Heather Wilson is unique in that she may have skirted lobbing restrictions after she left her congressional position in 2009.”

A polisher will. That said, there’s only so much clear coat on a car, and for those of us that live in places with road salt, gravel roads, insects, rail dust, road grime, and other environmental factors, I’ll just have to accept that the paint on my $30k mass produced car won’t be perfect. I’m already over it.

I’ll tell you time.

So you have never seen the videos where people throw water in the air and it freezes? I have done that in both Ohio and South Dakota.

For those of us who live in the salt belt and use our cars as daily drivers, the expectation of maintaining show-quality finishes is just unrealistic.

Teddy Roosevelt set aside over 1,000,000 acres of land in Minnesota as the Boundary Waters Canoe Area Wilderness. This land in largely as close to pristine wilderness as can be found in the United States. On the other side of the border Canada has set aside an adjacent 1,000,000+ acres in Quetico. Tourism to the BWCAW…

Ryan: Car insurance: People who are driving without accidents are paying premiums for people who make money by totaling their cars. That’s wrong!

I wouldn’t consider genocide to be an appropriate option.

In other news the market is down nearly 200 points in early trading and is heading for its 8th straight of losses. Something which hasn’t happened since 2011.

I don’t care what people thought about the car back when it was released, I think about what the car is today.

The common clay of the new administration. You know . . . morons.

The bill being shitty was Ryan’s fault (because he’s no policy genius), but it was on Trump to sell the bill. When Obama wanted to get the ACA through, he took 13 months, talked to hundreds of office holders, sold it on tv, sold it at rallies (with details!), brokered deals with Senators, etc, etc, and did not rush…