I read this on the toilet and my reaction at the first was enough to knock out of my colon a poop that I was struggling to get out. Thank you, Wingnut #1!

Wrong. All wrong. Jesus. “Waste” is defined as money spent helping brown people and women. They just want to get rid of “waste” and keep all THEIR government handouts intact. Its not that much to ask.

Bank of America destroyed this country in 2008

Have you met your average consumer? All they see is the price, the L on the grille and 4 doors.

somebody impeach trump, pence, and the entire cabinet

Well, Chrysler was actually pretty strong before Daimler came in and basically cannibalized it for its money, and Daimler came out relatively unscathed from the whole thing. So it’s not quite the same thing.

If yer daddy was a member of a Nazi-affiliated group and yer affiliated with an antisemitic political party and ya wear that Nazi group’s medal on television and sign yer name in tribute to a Nazi group and that Nazi group sez yer a member and when yer asked whether yer a member of a Nazi group ya just say “No…

Does your alt hang low

Although the code phrase that goes out will be “GET IN THE ZONE!”

Hahah, oh man.

4. The one reason I don’t believe that TrumPutin sent his tax returns

He is oozing grit. A coach’s son. Plays the game the right way.

I haven’t been myself, but I will say that the Bathurst 1000's 24-can per-person limit on beer brought into the track makes it a worthy contender for a good drinkin’ sport. Some allegedly even bury more beer beforehand to skirt the rules. That’s hilarious. I envy your superhuman liver strength, Australia.

PLUS, if you bring your own snacks, you get to avoid the ridiculous mark up on their food. This happens both in the airport stores and to an even greater extent inside the aircraft.

The US is over a dozen trillion in debt and the GOP wants to ramp up spending (like they did the last time they were in power). It’s time to wind down this “world police” nonsense. We are telling our citizens that millions of them will have to go without healthcare so that we can spend hundreds of billions policing…

Right. I feel like this is really the option that is missing, which is “I wouldn’t have waited to order an overpriced snack box on the plane and would have instead ordered overpriced McDonald’s beforehand.”

So you were delayed 5 hours in the airport and failed to eat before boarding? I am confused, have you never flown before? You could have easily found food to bring on the plane or fed yourself before you boarded 5 hours late. Frankly this story and your actions are just silly and you put yourself in a bad situation…

I would have filled myself to the point of nausea in the airport eating greasy cheeseburgers and french fries.

Is the Montaro the truck equivalent of the Camero ?

Is there a TL/DR for this?