All my dyslexics live in Texas.

So what? Plenty of Pats fans went out that night and caught crabs.

“Um, we sent the Vikings to Mars forty years ago.”
-NASA

No, the cops use “he was dark” Subtle but important difference.

Greatness. Pure greatness. She inspires me and countless other little black girls to not be ashamed of our bodies, our strength, our hair, just fucking everything. The Williams sisters are by far my favorite athletes and are some of the best in their sport. People will talk shit, some deserved, but she is the best.…

True dat. Hard to maintain a terrorist network when only one guy gets to do all the shooting.

If you’re smart (or at least, good at taking tests), high school is ridiculously easy WITHOUT applying yourself. The problem, at lesat for me, was that college WASN’T easy and I had no idea how to study or even put in effort. Took me a while.

*Looks at Poulter’s picture*

When I was little wrestling was sacred in my house. Saturday morning and Saturday nights were dedicated to NWA Worldwide and NWA World Championship Wrestling. Hulk Hogan was little more than a cartoon character to me. Some guy those Yankees watched. But this...this was RASSLIN. And no one personified rasslin more than…

He stands on his own. He is not MJ. MJ is not him. They are different players, and this is okay.

Deadspinners give me some diagnostics on how lottery oriented teams are faring this playoffs...seriously, how’s it goink?

Having Delonte West as a step-grandfather would be pretty awkward.

Bill Belichick was surprised to learn that he had a first-round pick which had not yet been traded.

Willie would have had 800 HRs had he not spent his career playing home games at the Polo Grounds and Candlestick Park.

Favre: Where'd you shave?

What a difference Garnett makes. Now if someone doesn't play defense that player gets yelled at. While last year if someone didn't play defense it would have only been Love.

Fuck Wilson. The dude just up and swims off at the first sign of rough weather. Some friend.

Absolutely zero snark from me on this story. This man's clearly a victim. Anyone who saw more than one Taken movie certainly didn't do so of their own volition.

Whatever. Jon Jones is still the #1 kilo-for-kilo fighter in the world.

So, would it be fair to say that this article has helped Darren Rovell's brand?