As Luck would have it, the Colts' offensive line sucks.

This evokes some strong feelings in me - such as "Colin Cowherd really really should suck a mile of goat dicks."

"A man with a father would've given a better interview." - Colin Cowherd.

Wonder what that asshole Cowherd has to say about him now. RIP Miyah

I feel like playing football in your racist, God-forsaken city is punishment enough, SLPOA

Haha, I love The Onion! .... wait .......

Who else stopped reading at Gloria Allred?

Again, Welker was out performed by someone younger.

JETS RECEIVING COACH: I know on your old team they may have done things differently, but here on the Jets, we have something called the One Drop Rule.

"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

I seriously love that it's actually possible Goodell will actually be fired for this.

No matter his take, bunting against the shift is still less egregious than an ERA north of 6 and a 1.84 WHIP.

Wanna know who still buys CDs? These people do, which is why "shirtless country" is a thing now. It's basically country-twanged pop rock based around dumb bumpkin escapist fantasies and performed by wholesome non-threatening rubes whose greatest dream is to become the new Jimmy Buffett. These tours are a huge deal…

That is the cleanest I've ever seen Pittsburgh.

Dude dumped a princess. A real, honest-to-god Swedish princess. That probably belongs on his HOF plaque.

Classic Swarbrick easter egg.

THIS IS JUST ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF THE PUSSIFICATION OF AMERICA. YOU DON'T SEE GREG SCHIANO STAYING HOME SO HE CAN CARE FOR HIS WIFE, TERRI. AND SHE'S IN A DAMN COMA! SMH!1!

My dog Hrbark will love it. The guy really knows how to lift a leg.

Bless you, Barry. Finally a story I'm not embarrassed to explain to my 7-year-old.