Saban: Okay, let's hear her purr!

This is absolutely disgusting. I've gone a long time pretending this shit didn't exist, and that was perfectly fine until it started getting thrown in my fucking face. This has gone too far. Now I'm going to have to explain to my children that OWN is an actual TV network.

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I've grown up in the MN hockey world since 1st Grade (I'm now 31 and coach goalies at the High school level). I'm not sure where this impression comes from, was the person from out of state? I can see how hockey fans can get sick of Doc or Pierre constantly freaking out about our hockey culture here but we're far…

People always want to write them off as being super aggressive and unfriendly, but I've never had a problem with female softball players.

Let it be known that the great Jim Cooke actually did two illustrations for this piece; we swapped out lead questions at the last minute. Here then was the initial art, inspired by the surviving-on-condiments Q; cower in the face of its majesty.

If you had to live through the final seasons of Heroes, you'd be angsty too.

yeah, but white dogs are gritty and have a lot of intangibles

Unfortunately for T.C. Bear, this stunt is merely a prelude to four months of choking.

The NL Central: Where the mascots show their dicks.

Ha! I bet LeBron would have posted on MySpace. What a pussy.

Hank Gathers - dies on court

No, it's a fair question to raise. But this is a sleight of hand, since that is a question about economic status affording you legal leeway, which applies much wider than pro sports—and to very different demographics.

Can we reinstate the old Kinja comment format?

If he isn't drafted, chalk it up to the NFL's non-prophet status.

FUUUUUUCK new Kinja

I think they forgot Maradona's famous 8 ball

what a terrible answer

While LeBron can really fill a stat sheet, he'll never top Oscar. That dude lived around the trash can.