I'm way too drunk to understand this article.

He was one of the ESPN commenters who was investigated by Deadspin. He later joined the commentariat here, and was asked by Tommy Craggs to stop commenting because of his ability to lead the blind and cause chaos.

Rocket Frog.

BlessedToCommentJohn316

The refs were in a tough spot, it was either give the call to the Panthers and hear from Tom Brady or give the call to the Pats and here from this Panther:

"Our starting quarterback, Rudy Johnson, was beaten up...and he didn't beat himself up."

Loved this photo of Larry and another Knicks fan after the game:

The possibility that Christian Ponder and Josh Freeman will both be killed in a freak pheasant hunting accident this Saturday is certainly the nightmare of all nightmares, but no team in the NFL would be better equipped to handle the loss of two useless quarterbacks than the Vikings. Fools will cry that I'm jinxing…

yo richie i'm at starbucks you want coffee yo

It really is strange she's not a Bucs fan. After all, they usually can't wait to finger someone when things go badly.

BUCS OWNER: Can anyone tell me what's going on with that defective black cannon?

[Zygi]: That's a mighty fine stadium you got there, Minnesota. It'd be a shame if something "happened" to it.

[sighs]

Wow, this really does reflect the worst of college bro culture. It's unconscionable that there are college students out there who think that this behavior is okay.

The last time that much dough was lost in a car crash, Elton John awkwardly reworded one of his songs.

"Star Struck" urine collectors. Or as R Kelly likes to call them, "dates."

Shameless showboating after the goal. That's the kind of thing that makes me glad i have a White Labrador.

Raysism is Kluwe...Kluwe is Raysism....

Dis cord ended David Carradine's relationship too.

I guess in Texas they've never heard of the Sixth Amendment and our right to a public trial.