Deadspin Commenter: [awakens from three-day bender]

I believe we have found the suspect...

I remember it filling up about 8 years ago...

Which is ironic given that the leading cause of Russia's population decline is Vladimir Putin.

yeah. drew should have saved Gaines for the bears review.

"I'll say Week 16...That's pushing it, huh? But hey, pushing it is the only way to do it." - J.J. Redick on the expected due date for his next child

♪ Put me in coach

oh ok NCAA, so it's just coincidence that the A&M quarterback is unavailable before the 2nd quarter of a noon game?

I'll add: