So did God really call? Does anyone know what kind of phone he even has? I mean I assume he's on the Virgin plans so he doesn't have a huge selection to choose from does he?

Literal filming of Song of Solomon

Hell that was half the reason I would volunteer for some of these parties. In one old company it was well known the executive wet bar was unlocked for anyone working past 7:00 p.m.

"he comes right next to me, and brushed his crotch up on me as he walked by." /

To play devil's advocate, what structure would you propose?

If you like I'll join you for the smallest happy hour ever. I tried to like Bridesmaids. I even re-watched it to see if maybe it was like Iron Man and I just missed the humor the first time around. I now like Iron Man but still don't get the fuss about Bridesmaids.

Bullshit!!! And you should be ashamed of yourself for saying this even if you were trying to make a joke. It is not funny.

Could I have pretty long hair in your reality? And maybe carry a basket of flowers all the time?

Well you could always click the link.

Well bless their little hearts.

No...you said you were white multiple times to "prove" you weren't being racist. And you used very clear language such as this, or this, or this, or this.

Maybe she got a tan over the weekend?

She CHOOSE to work for the brand. You know, the Burberry brand which is knows for marketing consumerism just to have things. Saying you find it odd somebody would have a lot of clothes and then take work from a company who's income stream is from convincing women they must have the latest handbag, shoe and dress is…

I feel for you. I could live with the 20-week ban 'cause I have to but the surgical standard clinics is completely unacceptable. If a man can have a vasectomy or colonoscopy in any health clinic/doctor's office he chooses I can't see how this is anything but saying women aren't capable of choosing their own health…

Yeah...that's the part where having a few million in the bank comes in handy I bet.

Cooch is vagina. But I had to look up "chooch" and have some disturbing results from urban dictionary:

I think it's great that she's widely publicizing the fact that not only do women 'of a certain age' have sex, they both want and enjoy it.

I don't know...is it a threeway if one person just watches?

Charles Manson was also born to a teenage (16) mother. I guess it's unfortunate we didn't learn from that example.

Well if you put more time into your body you wouldn't have to be this way. I bet if you start with the surgeries now you could be normal sized in no time.