I dub thee Sir Widow maker. Now go forth and remove airbags for better power to weight ratio

I would love it if a car magazine followed that theme in a head-to-head *wink wink* competition.

Jeep competitor? YEAH BABY

No, they’re not going to pay $185 million damages. That would be insane.

1st gear: I can’t wait until the awesome day finally comes that we have passed enough laws to make the world safe to go out into and explore. Utopia will be so wonderful. I wonder how many laws (and years) that will be. Gee, I so hope I live to see that day. Maybe they will pass a law that requires me to live that…

Sounds more like dating a supermodel but only getting very rough, painful, uncoordinated handjobs

They were triplets. The worst one was FTLO. Old Fuck The Law Olmstead, was a real bastard. It was he, in disguise of course, who decided to put the penny farthings between the carriages in the first place. I hear it was the original introduction of lane splitting.

1st gear; Low gas prices are nice, but its just not enough to make much of a difference in Joe Middle America’s life. Think about this; 12000 miles a year in a car that averages 25mpg means you bought 480 gallons of gas in year. A savings of $.50 or $1.00 gallon equals $240 to $480 per year in your fuel bill. Seems…

Neutral

First you divulge the specs, then you give away the unannounced top-secret new mirror-attachment technology that GM’s been developing for decades!

Buy a new Mercedes... The day the warranty expires sell it to Carmax, immediately buy it back with warranty, praise the sweet 8 pound 9 once baby Jesus that the coil pack that's about to blow is now covered again.

Probably could use a dragon edition

It's too hot in the summer. Their sweat would prohibit them from getting any grip, they're also doing it mostly when the sun isn't out because the rock face get's too hot.

The rock bakes in the sun most of the day and the heat makes their shoes not grip as well and their fingers shred easier. They often climbed at night over the past couple of weeks to avoid even winter heat.

Friction is better in colder air temperatures.

So that they would sweat as little as possible. They're actually trying to rest while the sun is facing the wall and heating it up. They can't afford to lose any grip.

Is Ford missing an opportunity by not making more cars out of aluminum? Is that short sighted?

You live 1/3 of a mile from work and you waste 10 minutes driving that distance? That's an average of 2 miles per hour. You could walk a lot faster than that.

I think it's too similar to the Ferrari. Honestly, I would love one.