@futuresuperbowlMVPJayCutler: Surely this will catapult Wisconsin to the national championship game. Surely.

Yanukovych strikes again!

This is going to be that Paul Rudd thing, right

And do you know who produced some of the early WWF Superstars music CDs? Simon Cowell.

In Wisconsin, we call this "pulling a Sterling Sharpe".

That's totally Sellery Hall.

Dust off your script for Blue Chips 2.

Today's Deadspin content is pretty uninspiring. Iracane has my consent to banish me.

For those of us sans cable and outside the UK, do enlighten us on an easy way to watch on-line.

Milwaukee's known for three months that neither Sheets nor Sabathia are coming back - they ran articles on the 2009 rotation as early as three weeks ago. This is not news. They'll pick up four compensatory picks and move on with life - unfortunately, life still contains Jeff Suppan.

I was at the 55-for-83 Brees game. It. was. un. canny. The kicker is, they only scored what, 20-some points? When, after seventy-some passes, you finally let Jamar Fletcher bait you into a pick-six, something's systemically wrong with your offense.

LOS: Baltimore Rapper - Shot Josh Howard

Her word count is surprising. This is our very own Epic of Gilga-flesh.

Anyone smell that? It smells like... vanilla. Somewhere off in the distance. Not exotic, not distinctive, just... vanilla.

What exactly does the Barry Bonds ringtone sound like? Is it a remix of him saying things like "cream" and "clear" to Mambo No. 5?

Wise man to take advantage of the exchange rate. That narrows it down to Alan Greenspan or Josh Childress.

REPORTING FROM WISCONSIN: No Waffle Houses here.

Finally. Now you can come write for Flak some more.

The DUANpocalypse is upon us.

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