This guy's all set for the Knicks' kickball team, it looks like.

DO NOT WAKE THE IMUS

@Stet Sports Blog: Come now. If you can't read these as invective against a category Deadspin leads, then the meaning is totally lost on you.

It's possible that photo features the entire cast of Mystery, Alaska.

Maxi Jazz said it best about this whole issue: "If the needle is wise, leave the thread."

What am I supposed to do with this monster 'Buzz 'em, Leitch!' tat I got?

Just when I started understanding the whole relegation thing. Harumph.

@BigTenObsession: Oh, Lord yes. I'm not nearly as thick as my icon suggests.

Whither Cobi Jones?

This isn't just "Bissinger vs. Leitch". This is "Bissinger vs. Leitch, Deadspin, blogs, wireless internet, PDAs, synthetic motor oil, the space shuttle program, electric typewriters, the four-slot toaster, automatic transmission, and the rise of pharmaceuticals".

Ha ha! Ronaldo is FAT! Ha ha ha!

I wonder what Mose Schrute thinks.

Time for the obvious question from a cable non-subscriber: Has this segment worked its way onto the web somewhere?

Could Manu look any *more* like TIM-may!? (Not Duncan.)

"No dietician should allow Ronaldo into the kitchen feeling like having a popover." -BarkleyWisdom

When will the wound on his chin ever heal?

I love me some me-diocre acting!

"Jay Mariotti fans, you can unbu- hey? Where is everybody?" -AllAloneInCHI

"Gheorge Muresan has acted with more heart in My Giant than I've seen in quite a while!" - ThaCrystalBall

@PopJocks: Word.