Heck, the Bucks were eliminated when they drafted Shawn Respert.

"Damon Key is not walking through that door! Jim McIlvaine is not walking through that door! Amal McCaskill, Tony Miller, and Brian Wardle are not walking through that door!"

"I look ready to show that I can quite possibly use far more words than are ever needed, at this time or any time, when it is time to demonstrate just that!" -mike32wm

Can't wait until he goes pro and proves himself to be the white Benoit Benjamin.

STEPHEN CURRY = CURRENT HYPES

My alma mater had more teachers than Davidson has students*!

1. Pat Listach

"I hate it when America bullies Middle Eastern countries with shock and awe; this is the exception where it should be done." — gwb43

Hopefully we'll get more pictures of his mega-mole. Oh, the irony!

"Coach, gimme a piece of that prayer!"

That's Anderson Cooper +20 years, I swear.

This is the same Badger program that scored in the 80s with UNC a few years back. Why people think they're still mired in the Dick Bennett era is beyond me.

Between the Cubs and the Brewers, there are, like, 15 starting pitchers. Which is fitting, given the Reds only have 2 and the Astros 1.

Let the David Seaman jokes begin.

The three dots in that ellipsis stand for the three games the Brewers will win the Central by, over the Cubs.

It is YURI, the twainer who twains!

Just call Dr. Spaceman and get it all sorted out.

@Clare: Yeah - she's reckless, but only exactly 1.5 oz at a time.

@Burning_River:

"Louis, I think this has the potential to be the beginning of a beautiful friendship - I doubt it will be, though."