Have you read that fanfic Hiddle Me This? Crazy hot and really well written for erotica, but triggering as fuck.

How does one's body not turn to water after hearing this?

You can't explain Hiddles to someone, you just have to show it. My girlfriend still doesn't get it, but she likes Ryan Gosling, and I'll never get the thing with him.

They don't have them on dvd?! I don't remember the Artie Lange era too well at this point (they used to show those older episodes on either Spike TV or Comedy Central years ago.) I didn't care for Artie ever really but he was great in Dirty Work, but I heard that while he was on the cast David Cross used to be a…

How can you say you don't love me?

Fuck that! MADTV was good. SNL was always gonna beat it out because it's almost a cultural tradition at this point and it could get A-listers. While yes, some amazing comedies came from that show in the early days, there's no one from the 90s-early 2000 crew but Tina Fey, Maya Rudolph, and Amy Poehler that are worth…

Yes! Will Sasso! I love everyone from MadTV. I'm really glad that one guy (the one that looks vaguely like Mark Wahlberg) ended up on the Mindy Project at least.

Shouldn't they be busy doing more Super Squats?

It's a fucking crime that Debra Wilson is so underrated. The late 90's early 2000 MADTV cast could blow those fuckers at SNL any day of the week. Her Whitney Houston skits were pure gold. That reminds me that Franchesca Ramsey (Shit White Girls Say creator) auditioned for SNL and didn't get in.

It doesn't really matter if you find something beautiful in all men, women, etc. Lord knows I'm vain as fuck and have a type, but it's a terrible way at viewing people. You're literally dismissing someone and their worth over something that they have no control over and that won't last very long at all. Also, the…

I think all of that is understandable. A lot of women enjoy looking and engaging in beauty practices, but I'm not upset that people more and more people are campaigning that you're not less of a woman if you're tired of all of that and opt out of these standards that women feel that they have to abide by.

I should have made that clearer. A lot of men on that thread used that 1-10 scale to determine someone's worth in terms of looks. That's something I saw a lot in a forum I used to visit that dealt with social anxiety. A LOT of men on there were anxiety because of their looks and whether they could snag a hot girl or…

Ugh! Thanks for pointing that out. I type in a hurry when I write on here.

I don't even think he's that much against the norm in typical standards of beauty. He's white, thin, lean-build, and British. Depending on the type of action movie, yes, his body may not work for it, but I wouldn't call him ugly or the idea that women find him attractive odd.

I have some fucking questions:

What?! What is this site because it clearly needs to be banned.

If it's anything like the Chris Brown/Rihanna episode, I'm staying so far away from that shit. That was the single most trashy episode of any of the Law & Order shows I've ever seen. At least with the original Law & Order they tried to add something creative with the "Ripped From The Headlines" stories. With SVU they…

For some reason I'm just getting pissed off at the idea of even washing all that hair. My father has dreads to his knees, but I've never asked him how he washes it all and he does it quite often because of dandruff.

Aw shucks! I don't know what to say...

Actually no. I'm a Columbia College Fashion Retail grad! ^_^ Quite a few people I've met in Texas are pursuing a degree in Library Science so that surprised me a lot. Any full-time position at the library I'm at requires a degree...so I doubt I'll ever be not part-time while there.