I know the video's from Canada, but as an American, it's so weird seeing a bunch of Senators getting cheered on by adoring crowds for a job well done.

The soundless nature of space makes these winds seem, from a distance, silent, but deadly.

Formatting's a bitch, huh?

Neat! Now define "politically protected".

"That's not how you freebase, dummy"- Rob Ford.

His manager is right. Let's not make a big deal out of this. Sure, it LOOKS homophobic at first, but now that Kogan has told us that it's actually misogynistic, we can all move on knowing nothing fucked up and demeaning was said.

For a big 7-footer that's all he does, running and getting in shape.

Not for me. Five minutes into that film, and all I wanted to see was that guy getting eaten.

Nice story and all, but this is peanuts compared to the $126 million Barry Zito stole from them.

In keeping with the tributes to movies from 1994, Scott Brooks hung himself from a ceiling beam.

"I know, right?"- Jeff Conaway

Beckham embodying the spirit of the Three Lions we all know and love:

Oh, the ironing.

Embarrassing. This writer needs to go Back to School.

If Kimmel had any sense of humor at all, he would have given both of them the same shirt. That way, Jason and Jarron would have NO idea which one of them was which.

You raise a good point, don't get me wrong, but I fail to see what this has to do with blowing someone through a hole in a wall.

What a lot of you don't understand, and what Bryce has a grasp of at a very early age, is that professional sports are about one thing, and one thing only: Glory. Playing a ball off the wall in that situation is perhaps the safe thing to do, but what's the glory in that? What's memorable about that sequence of events,…

Another reason to believe the fart came from Skip Bayless: He's a gigantic, gaping asshole.

Bryz likes the Star Wars prequels better than the original movies

You know who I also feel sorry for? The driver of the car, who now has to live with the fact that he killed a guy who shouldn't have been where he was in the first place.