must be rough doing car mods for the .0005%

well the electric whip seems safe enough

I'm glad I hate tennis because this bitch is a huge cunt.

BOOM

Ah well done, we've finally entered the realm of form over function. Perfect timing.

Wait. This is a real thing?

um...

this is why you never propose on a jog

The old hacky comedy trope that women are eager to tie men down and force them to put babies in them doesn't bear out if you actually put it to the test

Jealous

Honestly this is one of the few that I thought was actually 'real'. Those rich NYC bitches are fucking catty as hell.

pointless news is pointless

Will it burn my mouth? It'll destroy your mouth, sir.

Because it's easy. Plain and simple.

if age or attractiveness doesn't bother you why did you add the modifiers 'attractive and young'

I think pretty much everyone is. I feel bad for Depp. He was riding such a high wave with the pirates series (pun intended).

Yes, but the difference between humans and lions is a human can bluff his way through an interview in a civilized manner.

sounds great, but it's off topic

So, it's cool for every girl to just wander around naked and we all need to accept it as the new norm.

best. ever.