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Lorem Ipsum: The Game

Like many people said in the YouTube comments, this dog is a Siberian Husky. This is a strong breed adapted to cold climates. If he didn’t enjoy the ice he would have simply walked away.

I got the weirdest boner right now.

I am a man. I am also juicy right now...

This thing makes my vagina wet. And I am a man.

If the Ms. Pac-Man machine were the same age as Pac-Man and had the same quality build, it’d still be a discount.

I preferred Ms. Pac-Man because it only cost nineteen cents to play rather than the full quarter necessary to play Pac-Man.

I would watch an entire 2 hour movie that consisted only of Sam and Gily looking at scrolls in the library and talking to each other.

If it’s anywhere near XCOM: Enemy Unknown or Within, it has my support. That game is still goddamn amazing to this day.

I’m from a country where it’s very, very hard to own a gun and even harder to be allowed to carry it around. We are neither overrun by criminals nor live in a dictatorship. Almost no one gets shot and the main cause of violent deaths are car accidents.

“Everything is a sex toy of you are brave enough.”

Spec whores are the worst.

(Editor’s Note: I have serious feels about “Tall” being the name for a fucking Small and “Grande” being a goddamned Medium. Fuck you, Starbucks, I will order a Large, not a Venti, and you will FUCKING LIKE IT)

I have to explain to her that it’s not alchemy or magic that transmutes peppercorns into pepper

When I was in college I bartended at burger restaurant.

So if we applied the general $0.10/piece rule that tends to go with the pricing of sets, such a set would be $1k?

SQUEE!

Maybe hot chocolate lady was allergic to beige?