It looks like the cover to an album by a right-wing hipster band, appropriately named "Recoil"

Except some cease and desists are valid and should be followed.

Fluffy black pocket puppy for the win!

I saw the title of today's BCO and was somewhat offput... I mean, come on, I come here for the smarm, the scum, the tales of vengeful vengeance taken upon awful humanity by the righteous swords of server righteousness. At the very least, if there isn`t at least one monogrammed coffee thermoses moment, why am I ever…

When I saw "Truly Great Customers" in true Kitchenette style I was expecting to hear tales of the truly depraved... however what I got was 4 heartwarming tales of human decency.

i wanna flip like 500 tables about that last one. WOW THO.

Mayonnaise is at the top!

Man, that title makes me want to see Leo make a video on Alien: Isolation.

This is an an appropriate and measured response to a known threat. Where do I sign up?

I love watching the amount of effort some people put into making little things like this. It's like making the jig is the real project, not the thing they made the jig to be used for.

I explained to him that filet mignon is a steak, a very nice cut of beef. This guy actually argued with me, causing a big scene.

As far as the second story—I'll guess that dude also didn't understand hamburg is made from ground up steak.

Why does he have so many cats...?

As a former server, absolutely this. Goddamn yes, this.

serious, stupid question: if I'm dicing chicken and then my veggies am I just washing the knife mid-prep? I guess it's not that much of a hassle...

serious, stupid question: if I'm dicing chicken and then my veggies am I just washing the knife mid-prep? I guess…

This is a good comment. But I'm a nerd so I'll ruin it.

"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

I just went to check on Kitchenette. I'm so grateful you can read my mind, Pinkham.