This is just sad

And up until now, I was so happy about my flying sperm whale robot. I'm just going to sit in a corner and feel ashamed now.

A 'That wizard came from the moon' original voice acting easter egg somewhere.

Pizzas are loaded by a gunner in the belly of the vehicle and then "thrown" by the press of a trigger on the handlebars on the turret atop the structure.

Wrong walking robot franchise.

I'd buy that for a dollar

I guess she couldn't.....SAVE FACE.

No! That line was going to be timeless!

HOW WILL WE KNOW WHERE THE WIZARDS CAME FROM BUNGIE?!?!?!!? HOW!?!?!? (runs off crying)

Don't you mean *stabs in the stark* ;D

We had a busser from a nearby restaurant at our bar one night. He had 2 beers, and proceeded to grab the arms and/or butts of every single female server and hostess who walked by. He did not touch, but did say inappropriate things to the female bartenders. Our manager did not believe us, he thought we were playing…

Why even bother asking the question out loud. There's not one response that will make you say "Oh I get it now, that makes total sense."

But...you are a game designer. I mean, you wouldn't call yourself MrMiyamoto if you weren't actually him, would you?

"Well, you never know. I'm a very important person. I sell monogrammed coffee thermoses."

My favorite part of Monday is your column. Keep 'em coming!

he is actually not bad. I would not be surprised if he had some training maybe when he was younger. He holds amd swings a blade correctly most of the time. Also some of thise cuts are harder then they look

Hmmm, so I started out laughing, but then ended up super impressed with his technique. What the hell is this?!

Maybe you had the net inside out.