Ahhh reverse pregnancy. The act of sucking another person into your womb and then compressing them to a single cell.

I once worked as a cook in a pub attached to a hotel in an east coast city known for its seafood. I was training one of our new cooks. It was a slow day so I let him handle all of the orders (two tables at the time of this story) while I did prep in the back.
We always had a seafood chowder and two soups of the day.…

Its so dusty in here all of a sudden... or someone is cutting onions.

I might actually play a call of duty again! Last one I could even get into was Blops

If you give a concise and well worded critique on the editing at Kotaku I probably wouldn't call you out on it.

Yeah, The quotes are from that weird snake/worm thing from the temple in the mountain Link to the Past.

It's the printer right? It's totally the printer.

This track is really good at pumping you up.

Instant purchase, even at that price...

My god... It's beautiful.

Sorry.

I still think Final Fantasy 4 (or Final Fantasy 2 as I knew it growing up) had the best sound track of all the Final Fantasy games. That boss theme... so amazing

There are tons of great tutorials on the google machine but this page always comes up. http://www.hongkiat.com/blog/pixel-art…

I hate that these things happen in an industry I work in.

People should be considerate and nice to each other no matter how their underpants are tailored.

I played SOOO much Defcon. I pre-ordered, which came with the digital download and the physical copy. I lost my digital download key ages ago but I still have the sealed copy of Defcon on my shelf at home

Use béchamel sauce in lasagna, to cook vegetables in a casserole, for mac n' cheese, and pretty much any cheese-based dish. You can substitute vegetable stock instead of the milk for a vegan version. Basically, you moisten white roux (equal parts butter and flour) with milk, salt, an onion with cloves stuck in it, and…

I remember the one time I tried to defend my Sebring.

There is a medical condition where if you play too much call of duty your vocal cords stop maturing

Signed up for dev access today. I think this is great.

Just you wait until that first knife gains sentience.