if you eat babies for a living.

I honestly think that Toastr has to be on this list. Its awesome for setting a quick reminder do display every time your phone wakes up. It's unobtrusive, easy to use and free.

So, the Xbox One is a brilliant marketing scheme by Sony right?

This man wins at everything.

You're allowed to name minors involved in criminal cases in America?

"Yo Dudes! Buy our chocolate again! It totes doesn't taste like vomit anymore"

Just tested. Less than a second. Power button, swipe with thumb, done.

This wouldn't have happened if everyone had guns...

It probably costs $1404.99 in Australia.