Yeah, I mean, it's an iPad.

You forget the most import flaw of the MacBook: It has one fucking USB-C that doubles as a charger and needs adapters.

This article is way more informative and self-respecting than the 900 articles TechCrunch has released so far today, as each of their writers sees who can get his or her tongue the furthest into Tim Cook's ass.

HAHA WHAT?

Best review I've seen thus far. I'd love to see it cross-posted to Gizmodo for the instant stream of vitriolic comment's it'd generate.

I'm going to run out and sell my great grandfather's Patek Phillip so i can get the Edition edition.

I used to be an insufferable prick. Then, I bought an iWatch and now all I can talk about is this incredible piece of technology attached to my arm that also communicates with my iPhone while backing up all the while to my iCloud on my iMac, which also cost about $3,000 but it was totally worth it because my entire…

Honestly, an interesting character. Very cool-looking. It's just a shame her backstory amounts to "feminists cried, we rolled over". Is this feminist approved? Because if so I always find it odd how feminists want to make women more like men . . . seriously, ditch the bosoms and the hair, and that's a dude. Not…

So they threw a chick's head on a dude's body and added lumps to the breastplate... yay. :\

Abandon all hope, fellow Core Hardcore Gamers, for games have abandoned you! Today you witness the beginning of the Death of Games as we have known and loved them. THIS is what your "inclusion" and "diversity" have wrought!

There you go Blizzard, fight stereotypes with Stereotypes. Never fails.

Leave it to a professional wrestler to get upset that somebody actually hit them.

Most dudes go home and beat off after pretty much any encounter with a female. I've been flying half-mast all day since the drive-thru lady asked if I wanted a receipt.

Wow, this is wasteful. You could have donated that PT Cruiser and made a less fortunate person's life a little bit shittier.

I dated a girl in college who drove a Miata who claimed she never had to check her oil because her car had an oil gauge.

Vehicle sent to dealership for a steering recall fix...

I have four from my summer job at a discount tire shop (which should tell you exactly the kind of clientele we had). The first I actually saw. A guy had his left rear tire blow on the highway. He had a Pontiac Grand Prix, so he figured he could keep going and he did. The tire eventually shredded and when it did,…

The neighbor kid bought my WRX. His step dad asked him one night if he'd been checking the oil and he said "every time I get gas." Neighbor said "let's go check it now," and after a few minutes with a dumb look on his face he asked "how do you open the hood?"

One by my sister, she blew the engine in her Mazda 6 trying to climb an icy hill because she over reved it and she was out of oil. When I asked if she had oil, she said "I have 3 months til my next oil change"