Homer: I just need something to receive email.

Do you have any "hands on experience"? ;)

Yeah, I mean, it's an iPad.

You forget the most import flaw of the MacBook: It has one fucking USB-C that doubles as a charger and needs adapters.

This article is way more informative and self-respecting than the 900 articles TechCrunch has released so far today, as each of their writers sees who can get his or her tongue the furthest into Tim Cook's ass.

HAHA WHAT?

Best review I've seen thus far. I'd love to see it cross-posted to Gizmodo for the instant stream of vitriolic comment's it'd generate.

I'm going to run out and sell my great grandfather's Patek Phillip so i can get the Edition edition.

I used to be an insufferable prick. Then, I bought an iWatch and now all I can talk about is this incredible piece of technology attached to my arm that also communicates with my iPhone while backing up all the while to my iCloud on my iMac, which also cost about $3,000 but it was totally worth it because my entire…

If you have any doubts about how silly it is to compare a $10,000 iWatch to a $10,000 Rolex, try this experiment.

So anyone else getting a feeling this is going to flop horribly? Way overpriced for what your getting. I'll stick with my solar charged Citizen watch I know will be working 5-10 years down the road vs. something going obsolete in the next 2-3 years.

Well apparently the world is flipping.

All this announcement did was convince to me to go buy a Pebble Time.

Did you feel that? That was HTC, Google, Samsung, Pebble, and Motorola all unclenching their sphincters.
At the price of their watches it's a "this-looks-fun-i'll-give-it-a-shot" piece of technology. At the Apple Watch price it's now competing with your phone on price but competing with those other watches on features,…

Finally! One that Prince from Nigeria gives me back my deposit(plus interest!) I'm gonna buy so many of these.

All I can say is if you've got stock in Apple, now might be a good time to get out.

So...which one are you getting?

What could possibly justify this price? the screen? costs maybe 10 bucks, the frame? 5 bucks. the cpu? 20 bucks. the memory? 10 bucks.

I've owned a crap load of Apple products and will continue to own them. But on this watch, I not only say no, but FU Tim Cook NO!

Wow they finally jumped the shark