Crocodile Tears Dundee

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Fuck...

WELCOME TO NEW YOAHK.

Guess I'm asking for a shotgun for Christmas. Start doing some pull ups bitches.

Oh...

It'll be fun to see people who can afford to pay $5,000 a ticket forced to ride a bus.

pictured: the NFL's proposed layout for the parking lot.

Just don't expect power seats if you get the Grand Sport Vitesse. They're manual all the way in order to save weight. I think that's hilarious and so should you.

Classy in a "Santa in a Neon Thong in Vegas" kind of way.

"The Virgin Dome"

Holy crap, can't believe how many people jumped down my throat for saying I want one. Chill out people. I realize this is a wild animal. I would say I want one to a cute picture of a baby seal or a penguin too. That does not mean I literally think it would make a fantastic pet. Chill the fuck out, this is gizmodo, not…

Congratulations you managed to take something as potentially awesome as a light up hoodie and made it lame.

HADOUKEN!!

And now you can receive many stares and look like a complete idiot/11 year old when you wear it.

or just makes you look like a dipshit.

christ this looks lame as fuck