WELCOME TO NEW YOAHK.

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It'll be fun to see people who can afford to pay $5,000 a ticket forced to ride a bus.

pictured: the NFL's proposed layout for the parking lot.

Just don't expect power seats if you get the Grand Sport Vitesse. They're manual all the way in order to save weight. I think that's hilarious and so should you.

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I just pay Lester to get rid of my wanted level. Much easier that way.

Never ever admit anything, ever.

Race is just one part of "standing out". A large picture of Che Guevera might increase the hassle, as would a cute logo of an Molotov cocktail brandishing anarchist on your rear window.

This going to terrible, no not the because of the truck, but because of the new breed of douches this vehicle will produce...
Imagine an unholy, satanic-matrimonial-incestous-merger of the pious holier than thou eco douche and the lifted monster tire Tapout-Affliction-trucknutz dudebro douche.

You ever listen to Beyonce actually talk? She has a deeper voice than her husband.

I actually had to stop reading it due to being at work.

Only one way to recover from this, you have to own it... "CORN? When was the last time I ate CORN???"

Not sure I've ever laughed so hard at an article on this site. Too bad it had to be while I was at work —__—

Holy crap, that's some funny shit.

It is now art. Let the bidding begin!

I went with the good ol' standby, "Macho Man" Randy Savage.

Sorry there pally, but if anyone is an asshole it's these kids.

405??? Whatrudoinhere?