Burnedaliveagain
Ralph Wiggum
Burnedaliveagain

This going to terrible, no not the because of the truck, but because of the new breed of douches this vehicle will produce...
Imagine an unholy, satanic-matrimonial-incestous-merger of the pious holier than thou eco douche and the lifted monster tire Tapout-Affliction-trucknutz dudebro douche.

Mongolia. Its a statue of Genghis Khan that you can walk out onto the horse head and look back at the Khan.

For 695 British Pounds (roughly 1100 USD), this coat had better give me a fucking reach around EVERY time I'm wearing it.

You ever listen to Beyonce actually talk? She has a deeper voice than her husband.

A few of my favorites:

Just don't look down. I'll admit it: I wouldn't be man enough to do this for a living.

It's not perfectly synced up, but find me a guy that cares and I'll show you a guy that's dead on the inside.

Allow me to take it one step further and close the loop: If it kept selling, then it wasn't broke!

I actually had to stop reading it due to being at work.

Only one way to recover from this, you have to own it... "CORN? When was the last time I ate CORN???"

Not sure I've ever laughed so hard at an article on this site. Too bad it had to be while I was at work —__—

Holy crap, that's some funny shit.

It is now art. Let the bidding begin!

405??? Whatrudoinhere?