Unfortunately, her dad was not impressed.

“S&M Barney Hugging me from Behind”

“Hey, Chief, can I hold my gun sideways? It just looks so cool.”

Hell yeah I’m surprised. Where were the guns?

There’s usually sliced white onion served on the side like this.

Pickles are not a side, and I fully support starting another civil war over the matter.

A) Where are the green beans?

GTFO! Baked Beans are #1. Cornbread can range from #1 to #2048 depending on who brought it. Hush Puppies are always #2, they ain’t at every barbecue.

Construction workers on the scaffolding probably thought that they were safe.

Weird, I don’t see a crowd of people nearby. They all must be under the Mustang.

Same boat here. I had no experience with girls, coming from an all male family—with a mom. I thought girls were all sugar and spice. What the ever living hell!

I thought the Tesla had automatic tire-pressure monitoring?

Please clarify which one is kids and which is pets in your example.

That reminds me, I need to clear my browser history.

“You can get past the wall for free if you drink a Bud Light Lime.”

I didn’t know much about Apocalypse, so I did some homework and read the Age Of Apocalypse crossover stuff. I still don’t know much about him other than his “mutants are better than you” stance. As far as I can tell, his mutant ability is the power to be a great manager, because his Horsemen and other underlings do…

This is boring and slow and has a slushbox. But! It’s in amazing condition and it runs for under $2k.

But I bet you looked good in that skirt!

I feel so bad for this guy but I can't stop laughing.