This will always be one of the most beautiful cars EVER.

I'm trying to come up with a better example of irony. I can't.

Some of the best Deadspin writing I’ve seen all year.

This is awesome!

I have an even better idea. Why not use the aircraft carriers as a fleet of ferries?

End result....

I would LOVE to have this car...but not at that price.

“I AM the Law!....No, really, I am the Law.”

Needs a yellow “5” inside of a read circle.

The first bird was the finger. I'm guessing the second bird was the chicken chest.

I want to know more about this "Morning Butt" thing. What is it, exactly?

This is definitely in the top 5 of the “Why the hell didn’t I think of that” list.

This is brilliant!

And it will be called the XW Jeetle.

Ummmm...something about ants, gasoline, candied assess and ankles?

Just like we practiced it!

This is tough, because it looks kind of....weird, but it's at a nice price point. I give it a tentative NP.

The roundel may be worn down, but at least the turn signal stalk should be in mint, unused condition.

I bet if I try really, really, hard I can reach and block it!