Seriously, Jalopnik needs to give you a job just to do this.

But at least his arms won't be tired.

So it will go from being Bradchez to Sanford.

I thought is already ended.

RKO! RKO! RKO!

Seriously, I have a Roku 2 and I use it for:

Seriously, I have a Roku 2 and I use it for:

Guy: What kind of a throw was that?

Seriously, the ghost cities in China could be a "Street Racing Tourism" paradise and the Chinese would instantly own the world from the money they would make.

Put face here for nice clean shave.

Who's the guy with the Strawberry Shortcake book bag?

We now have a new "King of Bat-shit Insane". Too bad, Lamborghini.

Dammit.

There's one man who can stop him...

Chris Cristie's but is THIIIIIIIIIIIIS BIIIIIIG!

Gee, thanks O'Bama!

Shouldn't this thing have roll-bars?

This would be one new Mini that I would give a shit about.

Bucket list updated!

No, but the character will have to eat fish sticks.

Holy shit, that guy is HOONING A PLANE!!!!!!