Philly sucks for cars, period. Not only do you have the potholes and idiot drivers (but to be fair, there are idiot drivers everywhere), you got:

Does it come with a free, slightly used i8 in the trunk? No?

One German symbol for each time he punched Rihanna in the face, one Japanese symbol for each time she kicked him in the nuts.

I don't have a problem with them. It's the media coverage. Every time one of them farts it makes front page news everywhere and is covered on CNN.

Just like any other gang member who is disrespected, a cop has to show them who's boss. Be it something as big as brandishing a weapon or as small as walking the wrong way in a stadium, a cop gotta' handle his bidness!

DAMMIT!

Here is the aftermath in gif format.

I imagine that if there were a vehicle that takes you to hell, that engine would be in it.

As a BMW driver, I agree wholly. Few people who own them actually appreciate what these machines are and what they are built for.

Well at least it was on the track, so it died a warrior's death.

ABORT THE MISSION! ABORT THE MISSION!

$990,000?!?!?!?!?!

Wow...the Bills, the Jets AND Detroit! Is it possible to get negative TV ratings?

You know, if you rearrange a few words in that headline you can come up with some cool stuff!

Gaaaaaaaaa!!!!! TOO LATE!

His legs bend like a Mego doll!

It kind of makes sense. After a play is over the team walks to the line, takes their positions and then looks at the sidelines to get the next play. I can see how he would be focusing on looking at the coaches signaling the plays instead of seeing who's at QB.

Solara was known as the "Camry for YOU!"

He looks like Jon Stewart from The Daily show.

That whole running back and forth relaying messages on the sidelines thing was bizarre. I was like, "What the hell is this man doing?". Next thing you know he'll be running on the field telling Romo which play to call.