Announcer: "Sorry, but not all kids can be winners."

I believe this applies

Wait, let me check...........Looks like I'm taking the 28 points.

What was in the bottle?

Put crated dog here!

Vtec saving throw just kicked in, yo!

Gee, you mean constantly changing coaches ans players is not working? Hmmm, I wonder who we can change next....

This is where intervening with an aluminum baseball bat would have been more appropriate.

My wife might see me, so I won't look.

And mechanics and parts suppliers clap with glee!

Looks like she forgot to bring her ass.

Well, when they do a live action Wacky Racers movie this guy's phone will be ringing off the hook.

I have something in my pocket she can play with.

That was the best part.

These guys beg to differ.

That's what happens when people drive on the wrong side of the road all the time!

DUDE! I WANT THAT CAR!!!!!!!!

Because policing is HAAAAAAAAARD!

Cops should have hired this guy:

Some of us are Republicrats. Others are Demoblicans. The rest are Independents which means they always vote Republicrat or Demoblican in the main election but just can't vote in the primaries.