I'm impressed. It takes a lot of effort to "rice" a mustang.

Aggggghhhhh! My EYES!!!!

Those sound like ingredients for a really wild party.

You can't put boots on a car you silly!

It would take more effort for him to collect this than it would to collect his check.

I CAN HAZ MANEWAL!

Did the pizza make it?!?!?!?

Yes, getting to the root of the problem one slice at a time.

Seriously, the NFL had almost nothing to gain but a LOT to lose. Whoever made this decision is an idiot.

Does this mean he will get a discount on his next manicure?

Wait, I was on Deadspin reading about sports! How did I get HERE!?!?!?!?!?!

Only if the fans (aka, people on the internets) get to pick the names!

You can take the guns and put a couple in my mech, please.

The cat was also upset because the TV show didn't have subtitles.

In hockey that's called a paper cut.

Not mystification. They are just...mesmerizing.

One of the funniest movies ever.

Am I the only one who thinks a woman holding two fingers that way in the middle of a bunch of other women seems....odd?

Am I the only one who thinks a woman holding two fingers that way in the middle of a bunch of other women seems....odd?