Damn, this game looks like Adventure of the Insufferable Douchebag Gang

Doesn’t “no cover” mean “free entry”? Why were they selling tickets?

I may be mistaken, but I interpreted that she meant that they don’t mix in this particular game, not that they never mix.

But this game isn’t Deus Ex.

In true Kojima style?!

Well, I’m not familiar with Conan, so maybe we can share our expertise!

He’s still under contract until the end of the year. Think of Kojima’s situation as the ending of Barton Fink.

From what I understand, there are no royalties within the Japanese games industry. There are not many (if any) unions, either. Kojima’s been paid already—hopefully handsomely—and he probably won’t be seeing any dividends on this. That’s not unique to Konami, either; I doubt Sakaguchi ever saw any FF dividends either.

Meet my pets! My pony, my doggie, my robot, my mute woman in underwear!

Musashi was real, Holmes is a fictional character. Not that that should really matter. You should have a sense of humor about these kinds of things.

The dreaded drop lick is effective and erotic

Yeesh

Spring Lake

Spot the pallet swap a few rows up! It’s like Snoopy JRPG here.

Never forget. Linus knows how embarrassing this is.

What is it about commenters with anime avatars?

Don’t listen to them Patricia, you’re doing great. The detractors in this post just want to put somebody down.

I dare say the tonal shifts are part of the problem. Previous Metal Gear entries never went farther than comic book wackiness, so these moments felt right at home. Ground Zeroes left a nasty taste in my mouth. Flitting between sexual trauma and slapstick does not a good story make, in my opinion. I’m still looking…

see because creativity can only be achieved with drugs