Looks like Persona 4’s protagonist

Somebody’s fetish.

I didn’t say that. But it certainly contextualizes them.

"vag enthusiast"

Jesus. That caller was actually trying to kill people. I'm horrified by this.

WAIT

"Sumimasen!"

Brian's saying that if this is a publicity stunt and he's just messing with people with PR jargon and vanishing, only to reappear later arm-in-arm with konami laughing at the audience, that's a shitty thing to do.

good lord all you pedants

sadly it's just another one in a long line of similar works...

fuuuuuuuck thiiiiiiiiis

Well, if nothing else, Redneck Rampage had a bra gun.

Is the first lady sure he had sex with his neigbour? maybe he likes masturbating in condoms

Cancer needs to be ignored guys!

Kojima's always delivered and has the reputation to back it up. I'm sure things would work out for him.

This could be a good thing, you know. As much as I enjoy Metal Gear, it's painfully obvious that Kojima has wanted to put a lid on it for over a decade. I'd much rather see him put his heart and soul into something he'd really like to do, unhindered by executive meddling.

Oh man I wish London had one of these.

Daddy longlegs! They're harmless, though, so it's not that scary. I'd sure hate to have a big clump of em land on my head though

Noctis, Noctis, Noctis