Yes, and I weigh 120 lbs according to the State of Ohio.

I didn’t see it mentioned anywhere here, but Noah Spielman is the son Chris Spielman, Ohio State football legend and former NFL player who currently works as a commentator for Fox Sports. Speilman is a big local celebrity here in Columbus, OH, where most people think he walks on water. I am sure all of this will help…

She pretends to design shoes.

This is the standard pay rate for staff at banquet facilities and special events places. I am actually surprised it isn’t more, I made $15 when I worked in that business 15 years ago.

Thank you! This is one of the best things I have ever read. Also, fuck these two nitwits.

This is what I always think about these things- how much freaking pizza can you eat? Even the really, really good NY kind. Suckers!

Ha! Coffee just came out of my nose. That is quite possibly the best description of Yurtle McConnell that I have ever read!

To be fair, I heard they had two Louis Vuitton suitcases on the plane with them. Maybe there is more appropriate footwear in there? Nah.. who am I kidding. Once Eurotrash, always Eurotrash.

It’s a ‘Young Frankenstein’ reference. One of the funniest movies of all time.

I had to yell at a bunch of indeterminate Europeans at the Ground Zero memorial last year. They were chatting away, yucking it up and taking group photos with some giant stuffed animal. Ugly Americans indeed!

‘Louise Linton is sorry that she got called out about her shameless instagram post’ -FTFY

Good for you, you were wise beyond your years!

Why is she back? We did not ask for this.

The only person I have any sympathy for in this scenario is the kid, and even then, just barely.

I could watch this all. fucking. day!

Yes! I came to this show because I love Marc Maron, and am so glad I did, because what I discovered was a little gem of a show. I love that it has roles for all types of women, and that each of their characters is treated with respect and loving care. I can’t wait to see more of their back stories. And don’t even get…

Didn’t Al Franken cover this already?

Don’t you mean ‘fivehead’?

Agree completely. As a former bartender, I can almost guarantee you that she was an asshole to wait on, and that is why this came out.

Also, so if the cash is gone, the server will know someone else took it.