Meh, keep your Stiltons. My customers want X-14. (If you get this joke, I love you. Seriously, that book is prescient about things that should not be possible. Global Standard Deity will be a thing next, just wait and see.)

Did we stumble into a Thursday Next novel?

Someone call Jasper Fforde, who predicted this in the Thursday Next novels.

Someone must alert Jasper Fforde and Thursday Next!!!

"Also, are we in the Thursday Next-iverse or the Shades of Grey-iverse?"

Speak for yourself! I know many color-blind people. However, they are multi-spectral despite it, so who knows?

Also, are we in the Thursday Next-iverse or the Shades of Grey-iverse?

Maybe we just think we are full-spectral

Jasper Fforde: the Nostradamus of the twenty first century. As WE are all full-spectral, I expect we will come out on top. Unless "Something Happens".

I heard he has/had/will have/is going to have had/ an "existence problem".

The Crimean War has started again, and there's a black market for cheese. I'm starting to get simultaneously scared and super duper excited. I might have to move my Thursday Next books from "fiction" to "non-fiction"

Time to start looking for a guy named Landen who lost a leg in Crimea.

Somebody should alert the Cheese Enforcement Agency.

And when you get off the escalator, KEEP MOVING. The stairs keep moving behind you, and people don't want to crash into you just because you're too stupid to get out of the way what the fuck tourists?!?!?!?!?

I think men should be allowed to spread their legs as wide as they want on the bus as long as women are allowed to change our tampons on the bus and throw the used ones at the most annoying passengers. Because of biology.

Um, that's a new one on me. As I understand it, it was a pagan thing that got co-opted by Christianity.

It's coming from a report published by the Department of Justice.

Those managers are enemabags. So is anyone who gets snotty about pregnant women trying to exist while being pregnant.

Ugh, those are gonna be some fugly bridesmaid dresses.

It isn't very logical. It's only seeing numbers that triggers the colors, but if I think about it (like for the marsala, it's obviously 5). So when I see an artwork, I am not going 1 4 7 6 5 5 3...thank goodness. And really only the numerical representation, not so much the words. BRAINS ARE WEIRD.