I wasn't talking about you, Josh. I said "otherwise awesome people," that was your clue.

That counts. In my view though, that's also just shitty cheating. I fucking hate cheating. Cowardly bullshit. I'm so sorry. : (

Troy wasn't gay, that was a romantic abnormality! About fish. :D Sincerely, Simpsons Geek

That he was divorced. :-/

Hmmm. Well, alright then.

Gwyneth Paltrow gets mocked here all of the time because of her self-aggrandizing, fart-sniffing ways, and she's whiter than a snowflake's dandruff.

Yes! And cover their ears from bad music and their eyes form the news etc.

Or the trolls can stop being assholes and let the kids play in peace.

All that does is teach them to act like a bigger ass. It's sending the social cue that someone bigger than them can troll better than them, which isn't really countering the trolling.

Obama's just like your girlfriend? you mean she shut you down too?

That is all.

We're even having this conversation why? (Man, I really need to rewatch that. Maybe instead of grocery shopping tonight,...)

Now who's hitting the trifecta Mr. Hall?

Why did you help that person? "Because I can."

Best. Attitude. Ever.

Beginning scared this SHIT out of me! Had surround sound headsets volume all the way up..

I think this guy had a psychotic break. Seriously. This is terrifying. I'm less inclined to think he is a douche and more inclined to suggest that he has, at best, a severe personality disorder.

Those are wardrobe doors, not cabinet (cupboard). Sincerely, IKEA employee.

Yeah I was really confused by this as well. For me it means I don't want my hair in my mouth.

If she starts putting her hair over her ear, THAT MEANS SHE WANTS A KISS.

Try to twist her hips around to face you and dance front to front. FROM THERE THE OPTIONS ARE UNLIMITED! You can make-out with her (tongue on tongue),