You forgot "make 300 sandwiches".

That attitude is incredibly entitled and greedy. Are you seriously saying if you can't afford a gift, don't go to the wedding? Sorry (not sorry) but that's bullshit. Weddings are not about gifts. They're about having the people you care about witness a commitment to another person. Gifts were originally about helping…

Show me someone who reduces the issue of women having control over their bodies and their own medical treatment to "free drive-thru abortions for everyone" and I'll show you someone who probably wants to go after contraceptives next.

The GOP knows that Ronald Reagan was governor of California, right?

I always thought you danced around half-naked when your lyrics and voice weren't enough to keep the audience's attention.

Good, good... the public grows weary of all these little, naked pop stars and redirects its attention to the entertainer we OUGHT to be seeing everywhere:

Wow. Even on deadspin, the mouthbreathers come out when it's women's sports.

I think it's from Star Trek: First Contact

Wait, so because these are "new" topics, it's ok to be bigoted? Once you get old you can't see that maybe you were wrong to judge people based on sexual orientation or nationality? I don't understand justifying his beliefs using "he's old" as an excuse.

People who have horrible views of other human beings based solely on their sexual orientation or where they were born should be judged.

Full backwards compatibility.

That was already covered: "true patriot"

And a raging homophobe, xenophobe and military jock sniffer.

So seriously, how do I set up a "no stories that contain Miley Cyrus" filter here? Is that an option?

As a mental health therapist (and someone who has dealt with depression), I've found that one of the best simple phrases is something like "Dude, that sucks." or "That really sucks, I'm so sorry you (have) going through that." Simply acknowledging that whatever is going on is not good (whatever your words are) and…

Yeah, I don't get all the hufflepuff hate. But also

WTF LINDY. This is fucked up.

Look, if the phrase "you people" is ever about to come out of your mouth, stop, take a deep breath, and walk away.