Dude, all day I've been pushing my skirt down. Something more flown is better I guess.

Can I just bitch about that for a sec? It doesn't matter how long my skirt is, if I walk more than 10 steps it always crawls up to mini-skirt height, and I'm talking tight skirts, loose skirts, fitted skirts - what is it about me?! - am I the only one who has this problem?

ugh, i was at the movies last week forced to look at woman wearing footless tights as leggings. honey, i can see your panties and all of that it-must-be-jelly-'cause-jam-don't-shake-like-that flesh through the tights. please put something on over 'em.

NEVER TO WORK! I only wear work-appropriate skirts/dresses (AKA fingertip length or so) to my summer internship (I did have to wear a pair of short shorts once, but that was because I had a wardrobe mishap right before going to work from the pool and had to wear the outfit I wore to the pool. I apologized profusely…

no. just no. no she CAN'T wear whatever she wants to work. it's work, not a beach party.

it may well be cute! and I'm sure you carry them off spectacularly!

Sadly I have worn this combo. Underbutt shorts alone.... no way, leggings as pants...uhuh, but the two together even out the sluttiness.

No, it's totally cute! it gives the illusion of wearing tiny shorts without actually exposing your legs/butt to passersby/unforgiving furniture. And stops creeps (Parisian men, I'm looking at you!) from grabbing your ass. Although I do wear a pair of shorts so short my bf routinely points out that he can see my…

I lapped you before you were even trying, kiddo.

Well she's got the casual part right, even if taken way too far. I wonder what she thought was professional looking about underbutt?

oh, no, I mean the kind of person who would wear leggings as pants (translation: force me to be on a first name basis with her vulva) is also the person who wears underbutt-exposing shorts.

Same with me, all men. No way in hell I would wear something like that. Sometimes I feel like I'm crossing a line when I wear spaghetti straps (totally allowed) because mens office casual wear is pretty much exclusively pants and a collared shirt.

I would wear leggings and underbutt shorts. That actually sounds really cute.

Someone in the office needs to take that child aside and tell her that's not ok At work. Then HR guy needs to send out and email making it clear to everyone that shorts (of any length) do not fit in a casual professional dress code.

I work with ALLLLL men. Hell to the no, I would not wear those at my office. But I could see being in an office full of women, making me feel a little more brave. I don't even like being a bikini at the beach. I have skinny little legs but like most women I am plagued with the EVIL curse of cellulite!

I think this employee in particular has realized that being in an office full of women, with the only man on staff being our appointed HR officer, means she can wear whatever she wants. I mean, I personally wouldn't wear them to the office, even if I had the whole... body situation... for them, just because I would…

leggings as pants is a huge pet peeve for me at work.

WHAT? Underbutt shorts on the weekend... Fine. Underbutt shorts would never be appropriate in any office ever. Ever. I get self conscious at my office, which is super casual, if my skirt hikes up much higher than mid thigh.

I do not need to see a coworker's underbutt! Or topbutt. Or anybutt.

A girl at my office, I shit you not, is wearing shorts that show underbutt right now. We're a "casual professional" office, which means some bishes are wearing pencil skirts and blouses (me on some days), some are wearing jeans and a blazer (me on more-often-than-not days), some are wearing underbutt shorts (me…