how this to help your imagination?

To be fair anyone who sleeps with a dude famous for his perfect Marxist politics is also a fucking idiot.

Are you a Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte or a Miranda? I'm a real Feminist, so I'm a Carrie in that I wear head to toe blood when I interact with my womyn time.

I like my version better.

now, that sounds really dirty. or my mind just wont come out of the gutter. Can you have a cramburger with your chocolate creamstick while attending a meeting of the "Name TBD Club for Straight Youths and the Pansies They Tolerate"? Because if so. I AM IN, BITCHES.

OH COME ON I GOT THREE ALREADY JEEZ

This is beautiful.

ALL HAIL THE CRAMBURGER

Bless your heart! Kittens make everything better.

Have a kitten hug! There's no such thing as ugly.

I know right, woe is me. Christina Crawford and her sad story be damned!! (I actually just finished reading "Mommie Dearest", and I honestly cried a few times throughout. I was lucky with my Mom, and her weird foot obsession.)

Is she incapable of smiling at all?

I know you are being funny, and it was funny, but you are also right.

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My mother has spent my entire life telling me how ugly my feet are, "They're like your Dads!! Look at your toes! You need a pedicure!!" Then she complains about how her feet are too wide, and then sighs at me, "At least your feet are long, and slender - they actually fit into heels!"

Oddly enough, while I give no shits about the attractiveness of most of my body parts, I think I have really nice feet, and I am inordinately happy with how nice my feet are.