She tweeted this a couple hours ago: "There's SO MUCH that doesn't add up. Frustrated with the immaturity of people."

Is it out of respect for her family or Jahar's? Her tweet and the article say two different things.

If you want Jahar twitter fans to disappear why is there a whole article about one posted here?

I think you meant she's not getting the tattoo to respect her own family's wishes - not Jahar's family's.

I need this purse asap.

Not a joke. I want it.

First of all, Crackling Oat Brand? Second, did anyone else read that in Arnold Schwarzenegger's voice? Because I totally did. As far as I'm concerned, all his kids sound exactly like him.

Pro Tip: To achieve ultimate happiness, never leave the house without your trusty puppy-purse.

Maude Apatow is fucking delightful.

I find it amazing that Vanilla Ice is that amazed by something that I see nearly every day. It's a circle of amazement.

And Vanilla Ice just keeps trying too hard

Audrina Patridge tweets like the most boring person alive.

It's nice if you want to get your wife something after what was probably the most intense 10, 12, 24, or 698 hours of her life emotionally and physically. That is, if you can afford it (you know, considering that the average child costs $984,999.32 within the first 7 weeks of its life). But that its becoming…

You young folks coming up with your newfangled ideas never cease to amaze me. Formalizing the giving of a present to a woman after she gives birth takes the fun out of it. Now, instead of a sweet gesture of love, it's nothing more than an obligation. I wrote Mrs. Erg a poem after each of our daughters were born 33…

When I first saw this I thought- "push present?" Like a push shipment? ahem- automatic delivery? This is the first I'm hearing about this. Granted, why would I? I'm not married and have no kids... Then it hit me and my first reaction- disgust. "Hey baby, thanks for squeezing out a monster, here's something shiny my…

Another depressing example of how every moment and normal process that is part of the human condition has to be observed and rewarded through gift-giving and turned into some kind of commercial circus. It's all about me, me, me...I deserve a present. Buy me something! I deserve it! I'm worth it!

I didn't get a push present with any of my kids but my husband does as much parenting as I do. Hell, after my crash c-section with our first, I really should have given him a present (a thank-you-for-helping-me-clean-my-horrific-scar-and-helping-me-squirt-my-ass-to-wipe-all-while-changing-our-son's-diapers…

I think the older idea was that it was something that belonged to the mother (not property of the estate) that she could will where she wished and, if she were widowed or divorced, it belonged to her (like dower properties.)

In a system where women tended to own little, and legitimate children the point of marriage, it…

I love presents and would take one for any occasion. In fact, I am currently deciding what my cat is going to buy me for Mother's Day (She has great taste, fyi.).

I heard about this thing happening last year. I love the idea. I am currently trying to get pregnant and while I am very much looking forward to having a child to care for and raise into an excellent human being, I do think a present for allowing my vagina to look like ground chuck is a good idea.

I gotta say I kind of always thought the kid I got out of the deal was enough of a present. I still think that even when they are being little bastards.

That said, I was a nurse in a Birthing Center for 5 years and goddamn if "push presents" weren't an expectation. Seriously. I think it goes back to royal women, etc.…