Oh you poor thing. So many years of punishment.

mmmmmm Coyote swap

I know there’s a lot of reasons for buying new aside from performance, and we aren’t entirely comparing apples to apples here, but for 50 fucking grand I could make my $3,000 98 GT incredibly more badass than the high 13's I get out of it now.  Then again, I don’t have 50 grand laying around, which is why I own…

It’s the memory, not processor. Nintendo used the same memory as the iPhone and Apple has all the stock.

Considering MSRP is still profitable, I’ll bet Toyota could have literally given you a brand new FR-S for free, and it would have cost them the same. Dealer warranty claims are as bad as hospital insurance claims.

Considering MSRP is still profitable, I’ll bet Toyota could have literally given you a brand new FR-S for free, and it would have cost them the same. Dealer warranty claims are as bad as hospital insurance claims.

$18,000 engine swap. On an FR-S. Even Toyota gets raped by dealers.

I have honestly never in my life seen a gun rack, and I own a gun.

At first glance I was like “What, that looks just fin...OH GOD THAT NOSE”

I don’t outright hate it to the point of being annoyed so much I have a hard time watching the series, so that’s an improvement. It seems so petty and shallow to not watch a series because of how the cars look, but lets be real, the current cars are just fucking stupid and hard to take seriously. This is much, much…

What it needs is needs T-tops.

At least he didn’t put the guy’s dick in a vice.

lol

You argument is invalidated by it needing a winch to pull itself down hill

As an American I find this insulting. We think Soccer is about mis=appropriating the term “football”, faking injuries, and screaming “Gooooooaaaallll”. Come on man, get your stereotypes in order.

OMG that interview could have actually been in-character as Archer as part of an episode, and it would have gone exactly the same. That was amazing.

In that case, your pun game is much too on-point and I’m jealous.

Serious question Skay: Do you just sit around thinking up every combination of pun you can and enter them in a database just in case some freakishly specific situation happens where you can put them into use?

Jesus. I’m about as white as a human being can get, and I’m sitting here reading that quote thinking “Are you fucking kidding me, dude?” Nothing says “innocence” like white blonde.