Dude. Seriously.

I’m aware of the difference in person. There are about eleventy hundred of the things one every block. But when you have the Edge, Escape, Exploder, Flex... at what point are you just building too damn many crossovers? Then again, I suppose if people would stop buying the damn things...

I have. My ex had an Edge. What always struck is how shitty the interior was. My 98 Mustang has fewer squeaks and rattles. Her Edge had pieces of the dash that didn’t line up right, you could feel the interior door handles flex inside your hands, the trim that goes around the infotainment screen on top the dash had…

I kept staring at it thinking “Are the Edge and Escape reversed?” But was only like 50% sure. Man, they really need to either drop one, or differentiate the things. How many crossovers do they even need?

“Bob Seger. Best truck commercials ever. You guys should really stop making these and just play more Bob Seger.”

Now I wanna do a focus group. I love being the cynical, overly-honest asshole of the group for shits and giggles.

As a resident of Illinois, I 100% agree with your analysis.

Definitely the clutch exploding that caused the fire. You can see just before that the wheels had stopped turning already a while back.

Gotta agree. This is better than like 90% of the car shows I’ve seen in the U.S.

Personally, I’ve always found Prime to be a waste. 90% of the time I order stuff, I hit free shipping anyway, and where I live, the standard 5-7 day shipping almost always arrives in 2 days anyway. Prime would never pay for itself.

Obviously

I know it came with a cover. For a reason. That’s kinda my point...

Those fuel lines being like 1/16 of an inch from the exposed cam gears is tweaking me the fuck out.

NCC - 1701/7? Which mirror universe is that particular Enterprise from again?

Holy crap, “random number generator” is the best description of Trump I may have ever heard.

If that shit was a movie, I’d turn it off for being too farfetched and unrealistic. Jesus.

Really Bethesda? Do we really have to do this shit AGAIN?

Jr. got that thing stopped in a damn hurry.

hahaha god I havent been to one of those since I was about 14. Pretty sure I still have bruises.

What the what!? A Raptor with dirt on it? Being driven someplace other than the gym? I never thought I’d see the day.