As a friend of mine once said, “If you describe your nine-year-old as feisty, that just means she’s a bitch in training.”

Because this is Australia, I bet they’re also venomous.

“After the two girls got into a fight about cigarettes and abused an elderly lady.”

I won’t even look in the mirror until my reflection is recast as an Asian American.  

He’s also the person people think Bill Murray is.

Some day the world will appreciate my SFX-free edit of Star Wars into a two-minute family drama about a boy having a tense meal with his uncle.

keanu reeves is in reality the person that johnny depp thinks he is.

Either

non-profanity profanity is “Great Googlymoogly” from that one Snickers(?) football commercial, and I’ll also throw out a “feck you” once in a while in traffic.

“You can go suck a fuck!”

It also gave us the revelation that was Tessa Thompson’s Harrison Ford-style movie star swagger. 

I dunno, I thought Hela worked surprisingly well on several levels:

Cate Blanchett was so amazing in that film. One of the best casting in a comic book film ever.

The first Thor even has flashes off it. Branagh definitely had a better idea that was a thing then whoever did Dark World.

I really hope they recast Batman and Superman and make new movies and have the same Wonder Woman and Aquaman interacting with them eventually without even mentioning it. For me, this would be going full comic book, where different artists draw different characters differently and none of the characters, in universe,…

I kind of feel like Wonder Woman killed the DCEU mainly because the ways it’s better than all the movies are they ways it breaks with their conventions. The worst parts of the movie are the times it hews closest to the others. Now it’s hard to fit it in with the DCEU but also nearly impossible to turn the boat around…

“I’m Mary Poppins y’all.” And cue tears....

Iron man was obviously wrong in the movies. In the comics he was right about being accountable as individuals, because there were just so many untrained, unknown superheros running around blowing shit up. In the movies there are like 10 of them and they train and operate out of the avengers campus and everyone knows…

The dancing works great in isolation because the underlying gag is “Peter Parker is SUCH A HUGE DORK.”

Dubai is known for being a billionaire’s playground and nothing else. The only reference it could serve as in a movie would be a “the 1 percent are evil” metaphor.