LOL, maybe! I dropped the dollhouse tweezers once and felt a sting on my foot. Looked down and was amazed to see that the tweezers had landed point down (and then bounced off) and their literally needle sharp points left two perfect dots of blood on my middle toe about a half inch apart. Was so in awe of the…

Are you my clone? Word for word, I have the same situation. Miniatures to bong tools...

That better not be true, because it makes me like Belichick a little bit.

Ron Rivera wears the same stupid polo every single week and benched Cam for wearing an ascot instead of a tie on the team plane. NFL coaches are the dumbest fuckers alive. 

Financial crisis actors!!!

Who the hell let the RWNJ troll out of the greys?

what the fuck

The way the oversized head folds down....I'm dead now.

This video is torturing me. I’m not important or senior enough at my company to be laughing out loud for minutes at a time, but stifling the laugh is killing the neck and shoulder muscles I strained during my workout yesterday.

BOOOOOOOO

Bye, son.

Internet Genius Invents Self-Hoisting Petard

When it comes to the proud game of Racism, that Old White Guys team is a hulking superbeast. And their roster is just... absolutely stacked.  Even their prospects pool is unfathomably deep.  They’re dedicated to the product on the field, bah gawd.

Using the words ‘bong’ and ‘Weeden’ in the same sentence...nice touch.

That GIF! It’s a twelve yard completion for -5 yards. That’s incredible.

Oh this is so gold!  The Bills are so dysfunctional players rather retire mid-game instead of at the end of the season.  Also, McDermott is clearly in over his head.  Remember, these are his players as he culled the bulk of Whaley’s. Now he can’t coach them up because he’s not head-coaching material.

But it has the debilitating side effect of making people on it never fucking shut up about the keto diet.

At the moment, he toils for free.

If only the Texan’s were as defensive as their coach, they might’ve won.