[Alarm clock turns from 5:59 to 6:00 AM. “I Got You Babe” begins to play. A BENGALS FAN lies in bed and opens his eyes.]

We should start up a collection for black folks struggling and call it the Rooting For Everybody Black Fund. 

There could be, y’know, multiple problems? Trump’s election was a failure by a lot of people in a lot of different areas. You could blame black people for not voting or you could blame white people for voting for Trump. There is plenty of blame to be thrown around.

Mark Davis looks like he should be in an Austin Powers movie as the sickly villain Ginger Ail. 

There it is. +1

This entire article lies atop the premise that it is somehow reasonable a taxicab medallion should cost $700,000? That is much more a barrier to a comfortable life for a driver than the freedom offered by Lyft and Uber.  By far the majority of medallions are owned by predatory owners paying their cabbies shit wages…

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I legitimately feel physically ill after reading this.

Way to brush the dirt off the past, re-imagine taxi cabs in a glowing light and then claim we need to protect them.

jesus christ drew.  How about some warning before JJP finger shot.

Err..:you accuse Uber of lying about the part time gig based concept...except the reason why drivers are virtually all full time drivers in NYC is because of NYC’s unique TLC licensing requirements. You have to have a livery plate from the TLC to drive for an Uber base and that means you have to purchase commercial…

I don’t think he’s a pussy, he just an asshole. He’s a lot like Trump: both carry huge chips on their shoulder, live to get the better of people, carry themselves like the ultimate alpha, and are petty as fuck.  I don’t think Jordan is scared to lose fans or sales, he just doesn’t give a shit.  

How long until Stephen A. Smith claims the increasingly restrictive NFL rules on physical contact are leading players to increasingly bottled up violent energy and thus a spike in player related violence and domestic abuse outside of the game?
Like...week 4...of the preseason?

Those cows lead a great life, with one bad day. 

But what did you do with the fat you saved when you smoked it? Pins and needles here. 

It’s actually much sadder than Bambi because elephants are smart and cool, whereas deer are the worthless hillbillies of the animal kingdom. Had it not been that, she would have just gotten a case of the stares as a friggin Astrovan escorts her over the rainbow bridge.

I do remember that. It was a spectacular failure.

They did the same thing with their voice chat when it first launched. People were already using Ventrilo and Teamspeak and Mumble and WoW was like, “Let’s waste resources on a shitty version of stuff that people already use!” And then no one wanted to use it because it was shitty and they already had Vent/TS/Mumble.

How much more do we need to know she’s a monster? We have her slicing rhe photo out of her daughter in the flashback. We know she’s a voodoo witch with a filing cabinet full of blood compacts. We’ve seen the tombs full of her soulless zombified customers. What more do you want?

What an incredibly specific nostalgic memory of an MMO you have that does not in any way describe any MMO I can think of that was released that long ago, save perhaps for Star Wars Galaxies.