The best players are the only ones with the leverage to demand insanely byzantine contracts.

Director of Internet Content for Sinclair Broadcasting.

Cause of Death: Bonks

They may have loved nature, but they very clearly did not respect it

Let’s not overlook how both of them tried to ditch the other at the first chance they got. He shoved her into the cop initially and tried to run out the door; she moonwalked right past him being arrested to attempt her Spider-Man gambit. 

“I’d have just shot the fuckers.”
-American police officers

There isn’t much risk of CTE in other sports like basketball or baseball because those don’t involve repeated hits to the head. NHL players are actually at similar risk of CTE as NFL players because they go through a ton of hits to the head in their careers. Baseball players, mainly pitchers, shoulders are fucked up…

The word hero gets tossed around a lot these days, but...

I see you missing the point on a lot of these posts.

“Show ne [sic] da boobies,”

All wheeled things should be on the street, and they would be if drivers weren’t such fucking assholes.

Have you seen this?

The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt did a story line where NFL teams all changed their names to controversial topics to goose merchandise sales by people burning jerseys to protest.

My favorite was “The Seattle Oatmeal Raisin Cookies You Thought Were Chocolate Chip”

As a former resident of Pittsburgh, I can not only confirm that people wear Steelers jerseys to funerals, but also women dress them up to go out at night with black pumps and a tight skirt or jeans. Steelers jerseys are the little black dress for Yinzers... it’s difficult to explain to anyone that isn’t from there.

I hope Matt Ryan is forced to do a commercial where he talks about what a goddamn loser he is every offseason until he dies from severe rectal trauma. I hope they find a way to go 0-17. I will never forgive them for giving that game away. I AM FIRED THE FUCK UP FOR THIS.

Every time they trot that tired D out against Brady, there’s no doubt in my mind what’s about to occur over the course of the next 4 quarters. At least I can enjoy watching other Steelers fans’ expectations be crushed because they refuse to accept the reality despite it being pretty fucking regular at this point.…

The people of that city will buy you a salad with fries on it, and I just can’t handle that level of earnestness.

You guys kept running zone defense without a strong pass rush. Brady kills that shit. The AFCCG was clinical in his destruction of that D. Dom wrote a great article about it after that game (and he’s a Steelers fan and expressed pretty much the same emotions as you).

That’s very big of you. Most Steelers fans would never set foot in that shithole.

I have to say that Pittsburgh was the best goddamn NFL experience I’ve had in this country.
God bless that city and its bars of cheap beer, stodgy delicious food and people who were so friendly that I thought I was being conned.
I love that goddamn place.