Dems will basically always win the popular vote because they have NY and CA.

You should hear Anderson Cooper right now. Never in my life have I heard someone struggle so hard to maintain their professionalism.

He really can’t read so he has to rely on Melania to tell him what to do.

Bob Garfield on NPR (weekend edition) did an interview with Beck Sunday that was a joy to listen to. Beck was absolutely furious by the end, and accused Garfield of being jaded and cynical just because he wasn’t buying Beck 4.0. He got really mad when he tried to rewrite history about his comments on how much he hated…

Are the Browns playing themselves sometime this year?

As always the activists inside Russia who are working to help people despite the political climate and real threats of being sanctioned or arrested are amazing.

the last two centuries have been so extreme in Russia from the murder of the Romanov family, to Lenin, then Stalin, then a complete overhaul with Gorbachev and then back to the Stalin-esque rule with Putin. People forget that Putin was in the KGB and apparently a complete paranoid, who wouldn’t be if you were part of…

I keep saying this shit. Instead they want to turn the U.S. into Russia.

The answer is as simple as it is sinister. Russian government gives less then two shits about its citizens. I mean, there is no regard for ANY humanitarian issues and zero interest or incentive in addressing them. Since 90% of country’s income depends on exploitation of its natural resources it won’t bat an eye as…

Yes, at first glance his face reminds me of the guy he played on Veep. If you don’t like my phrasing, you can throw your nuts in the microwave.

But how? It had all the appeal of a podcast, with even more limitations on how and when you could consume it!

What’s the sport coming to when a man can’t feel safe playing football?

So the takeaway here is that Mt. St. Helens is drinking some other volcano’s milkshake? Because that sounds like the takeaway here.

She is solely responsible for her role in this and his continued fight to bring white supremacist ideology back to the head of this country. Why is she getting a pass in your book? She could have jumped at any point. She didn’t and she has earned her reputation as a very important figure in this black mark on This…

You greatly under-estimate his capacity for bullshit.

Honestly, Donald Trump as a long culled Russian plant explains everything there is about Donald Trump, from the 80s golden decor of his apartment to his presidential candidacy. All of it. Everything.

Kids take up every fucking minute of your goddam life, and they’re an inconvenience to others, which is why Moms usually band together in packs. Spread out the misery.

i love these stories but the real ones (the tinder one here and the farm hand one in the last one) are the scariest.

Every time I see Romo wearing a headset on the sidelines I think “doesn’t he look like a more natural coach than Garrett, and isn’t him coaching instead of destroying his body best for everyone at this point?”

Wanting Romo back is the most Cowboys fan thing ever.