Counterpoint: there was a point in time there was only one white guy on the Celtics, and he was named Darko.

Ben Affleck is on the rummy train, and he is shoveling coal like there the Commanches are attacking from the rear and there’s a seven percent grade in front of the train.

I go to the various Popeye’s in Boston “after dark” and I’m assuming based on the nature of your comment that you’re white so I’m “like you”.

You are a gigantic pussy.

“But Coach,” I said. “There are only one set of footprints leading downfield.”

Glad you made the jump to Deadspin.

Sure, Ken. Why would depression, anxiety, or panic attacks have anything to do with an incurable, debilitating disease that often tortures you for decades before murdering you via heart attack?

This is everything:

You people are insane.

“Personal pizzas are always worse”

Zoe Saldana literally had to put on blackface to play the part of a woman whose cultural potency is tied up in how much her appearance deviated from the norm of what black actresses and singers who achieved success in America typically looked like. Nina Simone’s music would be powerful no matter what, but part of her…

He calls it “ironic” that the cops are at his home.

I think he honestly has no idea Kap is black.

Have you BEEN to Whole Foods lately???

Nope. Fuck it, I’m going to lunch. Let me know when Drew posts the next WYTS.

Once again Bill Belichick comes out looking like a genius by taking advantage of others’ utter stupidity.

Pretty much explains the first divorce.

I moved out east four years ago and it has wrecked my sports fandom. I’m not staying up until 1:00 AM to find out the exact way my team is going to fail in real time..

Their screwups regarding the time outs was a major reason why Belichick did not call time with the Seahawks down on the goal line going for the win. He saw that they were discomboulated and figured the extra pressure by letting the clock run might keep them disorganized.

I was reading Sports Illustrated’s clock management piece this week and it reminded me that the Seahawks burned two timeouts on that final drive with the clock not even running because this fucking offense still takes an average of 3 hours to get plays called in and to line up properly. This also fully justified the…